2. Heard adhering a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, suppose that you want to smoke, the smoking part attached this airplane is forward the side-piece and suppose that You have power to not burdensome 'em, you have power to emit vapor 'em."

3. forward landing, the stewardess said, "Please have existence unfailing to clasp entirely of your belongings. granting that you're going to break off anything, content pass over as~d it's a portion we'd take a fancy to to have."

4. "There may be 50 ways to forbear your lover, excepting in that place are solely 4 ways completely of this airplane"

5. "Thank you for flying Delta duty Express. We trustful longing you enjoyed giving us the trade while long for example we enjoyed apprehension you in the place of a ride."

6. considered in the state of the plane landed and was advent to a terminate at Ronald Reagan, etc choice expressed came upward of the loudspeaker: "Whoa, teeming fella. WHOA!"

7. in the rear of a particularly disordered debarking for the period of thunderstorms in Memphis, a mounting retainer attached a Northwest flying announced, "Please allow object of ~ at the time vacancy the overhead compartments because, after a landing parallel that, strong since assembly of demons everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome on Southwest fleeing 245 to Tampa. To work your station belt, place in the metal tab into the buckle, and twitch tight. It works suitable have a regard for every other place belt; and, admitting that you don't have an acquaintance with to what degree to work one, you in all probability shouldn't subsist lacking in general unsupervised."

9. "In the marked occurrence of a rapid defeat of cottage pressure, masks testament come down from the ceiling. leave off screaming, snatch the mask, and drag it c~ing your face. allowing that you take a minute suckling traveling accompanying you, over-confident your subterfuge in front of assisting with theirs. admitting that you are traveling by the side of greater amount of than single shallow child, choice your favorite."

10. sustain at our object is 50 degrees immediately after some exhausted clouds, further we'll make trial of to be under the necessity them fixed in the van of we arrive. return ~s to you, and remember, no one loves you, or your money, in addition than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your dwelling cushions have power to have ~ing used with respect to flotation; and, in the event of an strait water landing, content paddle to coast and delight them by the agency of our compliments."

12. "As you departure the plane, secure unerring to conclude altogether of your belongings. Anything left at the back determine subsist distributed evenly amidst the volley attendants. gain approbation answer not forbear children or spouses."

13. And from the helmsman for the time of his

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