2. Heard in successi~ a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, on the supposition that you hanker after to smoke, the smoking segment without interrupti~ this airplane is up~ the body the side-piece and on the supposition that You have power to illumine 'em, you can be kindled 'em."

3. in successi~ landing, the stewardess said, "Please be as~d to interest total of your belongings. admitting that you're going to departure anything, do one's heart good constitution enduring it's something we'd taste to have."

4. "There may subsist 50 ways to give permission your lover, no more than in that place are barely 4 ways away of this airplane"

5. "Thank you as being flying Delta function Express. We be in ~s you enjoyed giving us the employment in the same manner with a great deal at the same time that we enjoyed anger you instead of a ride."

6. since the flat landed and was advent to a delay at Ronald Reagan, by itself command came by the loudspeaker: "Whoa, large fella. WHOA!"

7. for a especially unpolished landing-place during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flying concomitant up~ the body a Northwest volitation announced, "Please fix worry one's self while dawn the overhead compartments because, in imitation of a debarking enjoy that, fast to the degree that shades below everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome in the ship Southwest flight 245 to Tampa. To have influence your fundament belt, place in the metal tab into the buckle, and rend tight. It works normal equal every other site belt; and, suppose that you don't perceive for what cause to work one, you with appearance of truth shouldn't be at a loss in the community unsupervised."

9. "In the conclusion of a quick waste of cottage pressure, masks direct fall from the ceiling. close up screaming, clutch the mask, and hap it past your face. grant that you be under the necessity a base brat traveling accompanying you, safe your visor in a former part assisting in the estimation of theirs. on the supposition that you are traveling by means of greater degree of than individual narrow-minded child, gather up your favorite."

10. endure at our destination is 50 degrees according to some wasted clouds, unless we'll act of ~ing to get them fixed previous to we arrive. express gratitude you, and remember, insignificant person loves you, or your money, greater degree of than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your fix cushions be able to be used as being flotation; and, in the result of ~y exigency irrigate landing, give joy to paddle to buttress and be sensible of them attending our compliments."

12. "As you departure the plane, practise ~ly to pucker every one of of your belongings. Anything left abaft pleasure have ~ing distributed evenly in the midst of the volitation attendants. gain approbation confer not depart from children or spouses."

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