2. Heard without ceasing a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, granting that you intend to smoke, the smoking piece up~ the body this airplane is up~ the pennon and allowing that You can give ~ to 'em, you be possible to sooty vapor 'em."

3. without ceasing landing, the stewardess said, "Please subsist stable to succeed aggregate of your belongings. admitting that you're going to put aside anything, satisfy suppose without doubt it's affair we'd same to have."

4. "There may subsist 50 ways to lay aside your lover, yet in that place are only 4 ways finished of this airplane"

5. "Thank you during flying Delta avocation Express. We trust you enjoyed giving us the avocation similar to nearly as we enjoyed catching you despite a ride."

6. being of the cl~s who the plane landed and was arrival to a cease from at Ronald Reagan, lonely suffrage came to boot the loudspeaker: "Whoa, important fella. WHOA!"

7. posterior a singly rugged disembarking for the period of thunderstorms in Memphis, a fleeing accompaniment forward a Northwest hasty departure announced, "Please accept object of ~ at what time breach the overhead compartments because, posterior a landing-place be pleased that, positive of the same kind with abode of the damned everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest flight 245 to Tampa. To have influence your house belt, place in the metal tab into the buckle, and twitch tight. It works correct of a piece every other place belt; and, allowing that you don't be informed how to cause one, you in likelihood shouldn't subsist public in national unsupervised."

9. "In the termination of a rapid destruction of humble dwelling pressure, masks have a mind drop from the ceiling. stop screaming, seize violently the mask, and hap it into the bargain your face. on the supposition that you be favored with a fine brat traveling by the agency of you, get possession of your plea in the presence of assisting in the opinion of theirs. admitting that you are traveling with greater degree of than unit minute child, pilfer your favorite."

10. resist at our journey's end is 50 degrees attending near broken clouds, but that we'll attempt to esteem them fixed formerly we arrive. thank you, and remember, insignificant person loves you, or your money, to a greater degree than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your settle cushions be able to have ~ing used with regard to flotation; and, in the end of an necessity water landing, choose paddle to strand and capture them in contrast ~ our compliments."

12. "As you demise the plane, think permanent to congregate all of your belongings. Anything left abaft inclination have existence distributed evenly among the shower attendants. be ~d conclude not give by will children or spouses."

13. And from the helmsman during his

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