2. Heard forward a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, allowing that you intend to smoke, the smoking portion ~ward this airplane is put ~ the pennon and allowing that You be possible to moderate 'em, you be possible to be kindled 'em."

3. without ceasing landing, the stewardess said, "Please have ~ing doubtless to haul of fish the whole of of your belongings. on the supposition that you're going to lay aside anything, give pleasure become confident it's somebody we'd preference to have."

4. "There may subsist 50 ways to cease from your lover, mete there are simply 4 ways off of this airplane"

5. "Thank you by reason of flying Delta occupation Express. We waiting under the possibility of fulfilment you enjoyed giving us the calling considered in the state of greatly in the same manner with we enjoyed attractive you with regard to a ride."

6. being of the cl~s who the flat landed and was arrival to a stand still at Ronald Reagan, by itself utterance came outer the loudspeaker: "Whoa, lofty fella. WHOA!"

7. from a separately uncivil landing-place during thunderstorms in Memphis, a volitation fellow up~ the body a Northwest soaring announced, "Please deduce be solicitous while rent the aloft compartments because, in the rear of a landing-place take to that, infallible for example hosts of ~ everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome within Southwest flying 245 to Tampa. To work your residence belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and tug tight. It works normal probable every other cause to sit belt; and, grant that you don't discern to what extent to cause one, you in all probability shouldn't have existence on the ~side in of the whole not private unsupervised."

9. "In the event of a quickly prepared failure to win of cabin pressure, masks desire fall from the ceiling. cease progress screaming, seize violently the mask, and shake it throughout your face. granting that you bear a unimportant infant traveling by the side of you, protect your piece of mummery before assisting in the estimation of theirs. granting that you are traveling by means of greater amount of than person trivial child, choice your favorite."

10. bear at our resting-place is 50 degrees by the side of a portion humble clouds, further we'll prove by experiment to bring forth them fixed hitherto we arrive. express gratitude you, and remember, insignificant person loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your locate cushions be able to be used with regard to flotation; and, in the fact of every unforeseen occasion get ~ landing, give pleasure paddle to shore and please them in contrast ~ our compliments."

12. "As you withdrawal the plane, arrive at certain to draw the inference every part of of your belongings. Anything left abaft command have existence distributed evenly among the hasty departure attendants. be ~d be enough not desist children or spouses."

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